Frank

Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind
Time: its in the hand of God -- chew on turkey or some cod if you please
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries

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Frank

Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind
Time: its in the hand of God -- chew on turkey or some cod if you please
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries

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But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich.

quote by Eva Herzigova
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Too Cheap And Cheesy

I am not a garbage creator.
But I do understand,
Those who have a taste for it
May rate it as great.
To satisfy that taste.

And I am far too original
To substitute what I do,
Just to get a cheap nibble or two.
I offer more to the menu,
From which to choose.

But just to throw together garbage
Is not what I choose to do.
That's too cheap and cheesy.
I am a chef.
Not just another cook on the pursuit.

poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Choose bread with eyes, cheese without eyes and wine that makes your eyes pop.

Sicilian proverbs
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I would as soon see your nose be cheese, and the cat get the first bite of it.

Scottish proverbs
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So Sublime!

Photo shoot,
Hey! That’s cute.
Smile please,
say ‘Cheese’!
Click, click.
Super pic.
Camera shy?
not this guy!
Has all the right angles,
Has romantic tangles.
Top model.
What a doddle.
On agents books.
Has the looks.
Icon of style.
Ooohhhhhh! That smile,
Say ‘Cheese’!
again please.
Get me the sal volatile.
I’ve gone weak bodily,

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poem by Ernestine Northover
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Ballet

Waking up on a dance floor
shoes at my feet
won't let me touch base
with the ground
i can feel your hands
offering shelter
to my cheesy heart
telling me
that there's nothing wrong
in this essential core
here.
like a miracle of beauty
morning sparks in
whenever i think of you
a subtle breeze
brushes my eyelids
free from fears
i start to dance
listening to the
magic

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poem by Erika Conti
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It's not polite to eat just the center of the cheese and just the crust of the bread.

Sicilian proverbs
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Hints to Cheese Makers

Addressed to Jonathan Wingle, Esq.

All those who quality do prize
Must study color, taste and size
And keep their dishes clean and sweet,
And all things round their factories neat,
For dairymen insist that these
Are all important points in cheese.

Grant has here a famous work
Devoted to the cause of pork.
For dairymen find that it doth pay
To fatten pigs upon the whey,
For there is money raising grease
As well as in the making cheese.

poem by James McIntyre
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Poem.

I do not like the silly poem,
I do not like the angsty poem,
I do not like the ridiculous poem,
I do not like the damned poem,
I do not like the cheesy poem,
I do not like the random poem,
Or the epic poem,
Or the dandy poem,
Or the long poem,
Or the short poem,
Or the stupid poem,
Or the rude poem,
Or the useless poem,
Or the wordless poem,
Or the poem poem,
Or the poem poem's daughter,
Or the word, Poem,

I like the story.

poem by David Carter
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Poem.

I do not like the silly poem,
I do not like the angsty poem,
I do not like the ridiculous poem,
I do not like the damned poem,
I do not like the cheesy poem,
I do not like the random poem,
Or the epic poem,
Or the dandy poem,
Or the long poem,
Or the short poem,
Or the stupid poem,
Or the rude poem,
Or the useless poem,
Or the wordless poem,
Or the poem poem,
Or the poem poem's daughter,
Or the word, Poem,

I like the story.

poem by Aisha Patterson
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Fertile Lands and Mammoth Cheese

In barren district you may meet
Small fertile spot doth grow fine wheat,
There you may find the choicest fruits,
And great, round, smooth and solid roots.

But in conditions such as these
You cannot make a mammoth cheese,
Which will weigh eight thousand pounds,
But where large fertile farms abounds.

Big cheese is synonymous name,
With the fertile district of the Thame,
Here dairy system's understood,
And they are made both large and good.

poem by James McIntyre
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Candi

Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi - spicy and sticky
Candi - chocolate with cheese
Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi, candi
Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi - chocolate with cheese
Candi, candi
Candi, candi

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Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.

quote by William H. Macy
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For the very best, drink milk from the goat, ricotta from the sheep and cheese from the cow.

Sicilian proverbs
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Conceivers

I inspire to motivate and this has been admitted,
With a freedom that is easily given.
And I have often thought if I charged for my services,
How many then would falsely claim...
They only sought me for cheese to munch.

And somehow they had a 'calling' from beyond,
To put their names on it as 'conceivers'.
As I am left impregnated by their impatient pauses.
While they await to see in a collective discovery,
What new flavor I add to 'their' cheese to eat and critique.

poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Life For The Living

A painful memory
of a time gone by
Slices through my mind
Like a fine cheese wire

Reminding me
That life is for the living

poem by Dave Alan Walker
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If All

If all the world were pickle
And all the people cheese
What a lovely mess there'd be
If everybody sneezed!

(Written 1999)

poem by John Carter Brown
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Bethi

Honey, butter, sheep and cheese!
These articles of earthen pottery are made by Bethi and,
I am here to learn from her trade.

poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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