Laser Show

Oh yeah were going to the laser show
Oh yeah were going to the laser show
Come on baby now dont you know
Were going down to the laser show
They come from bridgeport, westport, darien
Down to the hayden planetarium
Were gonna space out to our favorite tunes
Were going straight to the dark side of the moon
Oh yeah were going to the laser show
Oh yeah were going to the laser show
Come on baby now dont you know
Were going down to the laser show
Were gonna sit back, relax, watch the stars
James and jason, kirk and lars
Were gonna make our way across the galaxy
And then well head back on the l.i.e.

song performed by Fountains Of Wayne
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Im A Laser

I saw him by the dj
The way he danced was cool
They said I stood no chance
They called me little fool
Well here I am before you
And all your friends can see
You roasting like a turkey
Its just this flame in me
And no one can burn like me
I am a laser
Burning through your eyes
And I know what kind of man you are
And I long to hold you tight
I am a laser
Knowing right from wrong
And I know what kind of heart you have
A heart so big and strong
I dreamed how much Id lay on you
Sitting by your side
Driving in my dusenburgh

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song performed by David Bowie
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I Am Laser

I saw him by the dj
The way he danced was cool
They said I stood no chance
They called me little fool
Well here I am before you
And all your friends can see
You roasting like a turkey
It's just this flame in me
And no one can burn like me
I am a laser
Burning through your eyes
And I know what kind of man you are
And I long to hold you tight
I am a laser
Knowing right from wrong
And I know what kind of heart you have
A heart so big and strong
I dreamed how much I'd lay on you
Sitting by your side
Driving in my Dusenburgh

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song performed by David Bowie
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My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy.

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Bitmap display is media compatible with dot matrix or laser printers.

quote by Bill Joy
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The atoms become like a moth, seeking out the region of higher laser intensity.

quote by Steven Chu
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Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes.

quote by Linda Evans
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Scent Of A Mule

Kitty malone sat on a mule
Was riding in style
When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzards breaking
Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head
She said, I hate laser beams
And you never done see me askin
For a ufo
In tomahawk county
Well she kicked the mule
And it walked the path
And the aliens fired from behind
Till she stopped the mule
And she kicked the rump
And the big old mule took a big old dump
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game
Or youll smell my mule
She felt the fire against her neck

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song performed by Phish
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The Chaser

Alright-liquid bass babe, i'm on your mind
Slide on in between
It forces me to action
Where is the response?
Plead, like a sneak, do not rob, do not thief
Be keep headstrong, no surrender, no retreat
Vicious and clean, edge like a laser
Words to hit you-like a laser
It's free the sweet one, the short and the brief one
I am the chaser
Alright crew, come on, yeah
Speak no lie, i tell the truth
Save my breath, you break the rules
Time will tell ya who is who
Side by side we are the dangerous crew,yeah
Vicious and clean, edge like a razor
Words to hit you-like a laser
It's free the sweet one, the short and the brief one
I am the chaser
Ahh, coming on down, just keep it real, yeah

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song performed by Scooter
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Scent Of Mule

Kitty Malone sat on a mule
Was riding in style
When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking
Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head
She said, "I hate laser beams
And you never done see me askin'
For a UFO
In Tomahawk County"
Well she kicked the mule
And it walked the path
And the aliens fired from behind
Till she stopped the mule
And she kicked the rump
And the big old mule took a big old dump
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game
Or you'll smell my mule
She felt the fire against her neck

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song performed by Phish
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There are relatively few experiments in atomic physics these days that don't involve the use of a laser.

quote by Eric Allin Cornell
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I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless.

quote by Kim Kardashian
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Olga The Professional

Olga is the best skin professional to be found
she is very smart and her knowledge is sound.
She really cares how my skin looks
she makes sure I am comfortable
and asks what antibiotics I took.
Yes, Olga does laser to remove my hair
she is kind, and she really does care.
I request her all the time
she is gracious and one of a kind.
Olga is from Russia and has accomplished a lot.
she is very smart and her expertise is sought.
Mention Olga's name when you call American Laser
of Boca Rotan.
You can visit them on the web
or call them on the phone.

Written by Suzae Chevalier on October 29,2012
www.suzae.com

poem by Suzae Chevalier
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The real technical problems came because people working on the project didn't really follow my proposal at all, but set out to do other things instead of making a laser.

quote by Gordon Gould
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.

quote by Natalie Portman
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The Jean Genie

A small Jean Genie snuck off to the city
Strung out on lasers and slash back blazers
Ate all your razors while pulling the waiters
Talking bout Monroe and walking on Snow White
New York's a go-go and everything tastes right
Poor little Greenie

CHORUS
The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous

song performed by David Bowie
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But certainly the laser proved to be what I realized it was going to be. At that moment in my life I was too ignorant in business law to be able to do it right, and if I did it over again probably the same damn thing would happen.

quote by Gordon Gould
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We should note that this latter type of shift was successfully amplified to a considerable extent by Russian physicists using the intense light of a ruby laser whose wavelength is close to that of a transition of the potassium atom.

quote by Alfred Kastler
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Not a Human

There you were in front of me
Perched on your chair like a queen
Mysterious behind dark shades
A perfect Mona Lisa smile
I would paint you if I could
Knowing it would be a lie
Even a photo would not capture
What I see in you and feel inside
Then there was that moment
When I was walking past you
And you lifted up your sunglasses
Revealing stunning aqua blue eyes
They were like lasers pointed at me
Then I knew you were not of this earth
Not a mere mortal, not a human like me

poem by Paul H Nelson
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We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?

quote by Dana Carvey
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