Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)

Some people tell me I got great legs
Cant figure out why u make me beg
Does not compute (does not compute)
Dont not compute (dont not compute)
U think youre special, well so do i
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute (does not compute)
It dont not compute (dont not compute)
Must be something in the water they drink
Its been the same with every girl Ive had
Must be something in the water they drink
cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Some people think Im kinda cute
But that dont compute when it comes 2 y-o-u
It dont compute (dont not compute)
Somethin mama dont compute (dont not compute)
Whats the hangup? whats the scam?
Guess u think Im just another 1...1 of your fans
It dont compute (dont not compute)
Somethin honey dont compute (dont not compute)

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song performed by Prince
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Something In The Water

Some people tell me i got great legs
Can't figure out why u make me beg
Does not compute (does not compute)
Don't not compute (don't not compute)
U think you're special, well so do i
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute (does not compute)
It don't not compute (don't not compute)
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl i've had
Must be something in the water they drink
'cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Some people think i'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 y-o-u
It don't compute (don't not compute)
Somethin' mama don't compute (don't not compute)
What's the hangup? what's the scam?
Guess u think i'm just another 1...1 of your fans
It don't compute (don't not compute)
Somethin' honey don't compute (don't not compute)

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song performed by Prince
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Oranges

Oh, how perfect death
computes an orange wind
that glows from your footsteps,

and you stop to die in
an orchard where the harvest
fills the stars.

poem by Richard Brautigan
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Calculation has its advantages, but no one likes naked calculation.

quote by Rich Lowry
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I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating.

quote by Linda McCartney
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But I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating.

quote by Linda McCartney
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DEVELOPMENT OF COMPUTERS IN THE WORLD - ROMANIA was the eighth country in the world to design and build an electronic computer with electronic tubes (1957) - the CIFA 1 computer in Bucharest and the 11th country in world, which built an electronic computer with transistors and electronic tubes (1963) - the computer DACICC-1 (Automatic Computing Device of the Cluj Computing Institute) at the Computing Institute - Romanian Academy (Cluj-Napoca branch), today called the Computing Institute of “Tiberiu Popoviciu”(ICTP).

Marin Vlada in ROINFO Romanian Informatics 2018-2022
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All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

quote by Seth Lloyd
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If you think of your life as a kind of computation, it's quite abundantly clear that there's not going to be a final answer and there won't be anything particularly wonderful about having the computation halt!

quote by Rudy Rucker
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Computations are everywhere, once you begin to look at things in a certain way.

quote by Rudy Rucker
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Calculation never made a hero.

quote by John Henry Newman
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The most extensive computation known has been conducted over the last billion years on a planet-wide scale: it is the evolution of life. The power of this computation is illustrated by the complexity and beauty of its crowning achievement, the human brain.

David Rogers in Weather Prediction Using a Genetic Memory
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A computation is a process that obeys finitely describable rules.

quote by Rudy Rucker
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Calculated

We do not learn to be patient.
Or teach ourselves to appreciate,
Each other's gifts.
With a respect or our blessings given.

We wish to use manipulation,
As a source to show our ways.
And we think our children 'cute'
When they begin to place,
Their deceptions on display.

And 'that' behavior is approved...
As being accepted and okay!

And that is calculated!
One that is encouraged,
To be awarded everyday.

We embrace it and become elated.
Calculated.

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poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Mathematical calculation

Mathematical calculation failed
Life succeeded with full swim
With formula of love and affection
It is correct mathematical calculation.

poem by Gajanan Mishra
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The utility model of computing - computing resources delivered over the network in much the same way that electricity or telephone service reaches our homes and offices today - makes more sense than ever.

quote by Scott McNealy
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God is Computing the Time

god is busy computing
in you to make sure each
your cell works, your heart
pumps, and your ears hear
god is too busy computing
and installing the right time
and manner your physique
would give up on itself

poem by John Tiong Chunghoo
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The computing field is always in need of new cliches.

quote by Alan Perlis
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The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand.

quote by Sun Tzu
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Lately I've been working to convince myself that everything is a computation.

quote by Rudy Rucker
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