In a war everybody always knows all about Switzerland, in peace times it is just Switzerland but in war time it is the only country that everybody has confidence in everybody.

quote by Gertrude Stein
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Switzerland is a country where very few things begin, but many things end.

classic quote by F. Scott Fitzgerald
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I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.

quote by Benazir Bhutto
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No money no Swiss.

French proverbs
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In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!

quote by Graham Greene
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No money, no Swiss.

Dutch proverbs
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

quote by Larry David
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I want to be remembered for Swiss Family Robinson and Old Yeller. I think Swiss is probably my favorite film.

quote by Tommy Kirk
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Lucky those who are Swiss-born. It is also beautiful to die as Swiss. But what are you going to do in the meantime?

quote by Alexander Roda Roda
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In a war everybody always knows all about Switzerland, in peace times it is just Switzerland but in war time it is the only country that everybody has confidence in, everybody.

quote by Gertrude Stein
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Only that Swiss in the heart want still a king or at least a strong Upper House of Parliament. Swiss long themselves for less democracy and more dictatorship.

quote by Peter Bichsel
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I live in Italy. I visit my family in Switzerland.

quote by Ursula Andress
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I look upon Switzerland as an inferior sort of Scotland.

quote by Sydney Smith
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I've lived for 10 years in Switzerland, so I speak German.

quote by Martina Hingis
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I got to go to Malaysia, Germany, Switzerland, Madrid, America.

quote by Parminder Nagra
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The French work to live, but the Swiss live to work.

French proverbs
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The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.

quote by Fritz Kreisler
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

quote by Billy Connolly
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There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.

quote by Samuel Schmid
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Switzerland is part of the fight against terrorism. There is no neutrality against this threat.

quote by Samuel Schmid
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