If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

quote by Steven Wright
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Barbie is just a doll.

quote by Mary Schmich
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Ugly Irl

Ken: Wanna go for a ride
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it
Barbie:
Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.
Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.
Barbie:
Im a bad homely girl,
All alone in the wolrd,
Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky,

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song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Ang Tunay Na Lalaki Meets Barbie At The Shark Bar

on Mulberry and Spring on a rainy night.
Her head sticks out of some woman’s tote bag
placed on top of the bar, she winks
at Ang Tunay na Lalaki. He looks at his gin and tonic,
looks back at the doll and hears her tiny voice
even though her lips aren’t moving. "Hi there,
big guy. I was made in the Philippines. You look
like you were made there too." He responds
just to humor himself, "Where, at the Subic Bay
manufacturing plants? Did you enjoy
being made by exploited laborers?" Barbie crawls
onto the sticky bar and sits herself on the edge
crossing her legs. "I remember those delicate fingers
expertly sewing the hairs to my head. Those women
were so nice to me." She bends at her waist
to let her hair down and dramatically lifts her head up
so her blond locks turn into a glamorous puff,
"See, they did a good job. You must admit."
"You’re incorrigible," he exhales a cloud of smoke
after lighting up a cigarette, "And you’re

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poem by Nick Carbo
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I was into Barbie and designer jeans.

quote by Carson Kressley
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They probably do have an Asian Barbie.

quote by Iris Chang
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I enjoy getting dressed as a Barbie doll.

quote by Vanna White
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Dolls Of Religion

Dolls of Religion
Virgin Mary was a Barbie doll, the only one that has given birth
to a Barbie doll baby. Two thousand years this went unseen till
she appeared in toy shops, together with a cute Barbie doll man
... her son? And you now find them both in many homes placed
on shelves or cradled in children's arms. Artificial created, we can
never be as perfect as them. Timeless they are never get old, not
in the image of man's imperfection, but in image of a dreams that
lack what resemble souls and holds no promise that man was for
a higher purpose than just being alive. As millions of people go on
diets, they can never obtain long legs like a Barbie doll.

poem by Oskar Hansen
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I did a picture for the First Barbie doll box.

quote by Heather O'Rourke
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

quote by Ellen DeGeneres
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I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful.

quote by Ruth Handler
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Hey You

Hey you with the wedding dress on
Made of white chiffon blowing in the wind
Hey you with the dreams in your head
Youve been so mistead by your hearts pull
I know your waiting for your ship to come in
You anxiously wait for such a long time
Youre just like my ken and barbie doll
You dress up and play the game
Youre just like my ken and barbie doll
Your name will never change
Hey you with your eyes full of hope
You think you can rope your desire
Hey you, you naive thing
Your patience in time will tire
I know youre waiting for your ide to roll in
How did you ever get such high hopes?
Chorus:
Youre just like my ken and barbie doll
In a plastic world of make believe
Youre just like my ken and barbie doll

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song performed by Gwen Stefani
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Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

quote by Zoe Saldana
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her pale face
and a ragged Barbie's...
framed by the window
of a group home
in Easter sunlight

tanka by Chenou Liu
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Bipolar Barbie.

There was this
Barbie-doll girl I knew
who grew
into a Barbie-doll woman.

She battled some
bipolar disorders
and cocks dressed
in suits, until
one day

it got too much.
She tried gassing
herself in her
car – hose-pipe in
the window affair –

but realized her
car was made
from plastic. Not

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poem by Mary X
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Speed Racer

Im speed racer and I drive real fast
Hes speed racer and he drives real fast
I drive real fast Im gonna last
Im a big pirate and I like to steal
Hes a big pirate and he likes to steal
I like to steal and I like to kill
Go go go speed racer
Im a barbie doll but I got brains
Shes a barbie doll but shes got brains
Ive got brains and I like sex
Lots of brains and she likes sex
Im your doctor and heres the bill
Hes your doctor and heres the bill
Doctor steel and heres the bill
He likes to steal so heres your bill
Im speed racer and I drive real fast
Im a big pirate and I like to steal
Im a barbie doll but I got brains
Im your doctor and heres the bill
I drive real fast Im gonna last

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song performed by Devo
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Barbie

It is just a fact of life,
And like a Black-Barbie and a White-barbie;
But it has to be salted that you can eat it well.

I know what you want and how you want it,
I know what you want from me and how you want me to present it,
And like the lost girl and the lost boy in the garden of roses;
But the wedding dresses are still hanging around.

It is just a fact of life,
And i want to hear from you also;
Because hatred doesn't solve any problem on this earth!
But rather with peace, care, unity and love we can move the mountains.

poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually.

quote by Cate Blanchett
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Hey You

Hey you with the wedding dress on
Made of white chiffon blowing in the wind
Hey you with the dreams in your head
You've been so mislead by your heart's pull
I know you're waiting for your ship to come in
You anxiously wait for such a long time
You're just like my Ken and Barbie Doll
You dress up and play the game
You're just like my Ken and Barbie Doll
You're name will never change

Hey you with the eyes full of hope
You think you can rope your desire
Hey you

song performed by No Doubt from Tragic Kingdom
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My first modeling job was Gap, and my first time in front of the camera was for a Soda Pop Girls commercial - it's one of those Bratz dolls, Barbie dolls...one of those.

quote by Hailee Steinfeld
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