My greetings to you, my Germany.

quote by Alfred Jodl
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Cartoon Caricature Of The Master Race

Goose stepping Aryan Gods
blond hair blue eyes
master race inspires on parade

according to Nazi ideology
Hitler's ideal 'Germanic type'
has fair hair clear blue eyes

is slim and tall does not smoke
does not drink to excess does
not indulge in substance abuse

is chaste without any trace of
unwholesome sexual desires
no homosexuality nor sadism

Detected any note of Hypocrisy yet?

Reichsfuhrur Heinrich Himmler
promotes illegitimacy by establishing

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poem by Terence George Craddock
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Justin

The Germanic invaders of Britain,
The cult of Mithras is what you have;
And like Justin in the land of the army of monks.

poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Very similar experience happened last year when we released this album, North. It was on Deutsche Grammophon, it was very, very honest. It was the most honest record I've ever written.

quote by Elvis Costello
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I don't see a film industry in Germany. They have a great TV culture, but how many German films are really exciting?

quote by Thomas Kretschmann
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It's silly to say it about a tennis player, but I'm an unbelievable hero in Germany. And Germany needs heroes more than any place.

quote by Boris Becker
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The Germans and I no longer speak the same language.

quote by Marlene Dietrich
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We went to Denmark twice and Germany and also to the Canary Isles one year. I remember once when we were playing Dresden in Germany.

quote by Dixie Dean
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Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World

One-two-three-four Im a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am
Im a nazi schatze yknow I fight for fatherland
Im a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am
Im a nazi schatze yknow I fight for fatherland
Little german boy being pushed around little german boy in a german town
Im a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am
Im a nazi schatze yknow I fight for fatherland
Im a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am
Im a nazi schatze yknow I fight for fatherland
Little german boy being pushed around little german boy in a german town
Eins-zwei-drei-vier
Today your love, tomorrow the world today your love, tomorrow the world
Today your love, tomorrow the world today your love, tomorrow the world
Today your love, tomorrow the world

song performed by Ramones
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EU Farmers Demand German E-Coli Reparation

Germany played Spanish cucumbers
misdiagnosed source wrong songs
but EU's health commissioner criticized
Germany's 'premature conclusions'

misdiagnosed source of mass E-Coli outbreak
spread alarm among Europe’s public damaged
European wide agriculture sector but outbreak
was contained to a single relatively small area

let us stress that the E-Coli outbreak is limited
geographically to the area surrounding the city
of Hamburg therefore no reason exists to take
action on panic wide continental European level

measures against product are disproportionate
the problem is located in Hamburg Hamburg
naughty Germany incorrectly blamed Spanish
cucumbers but innocent Spain fierce protested

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poem by Terence George Craddock
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When the movie was done, Number Five was crated up. Eric took him over to Germany; displayed him over there because Germans really liked this movie. It was very popular with them.

quote by John Badham
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It is nonsense to say that Germans are unable to change.

quote by Angela Merkel
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Homoeoteleuton - for Danny

Greek and Roman poets prosaic

thought consonance was comic - almost, crime;

only the manic Germanic

tribes were not averse to rhyme..

poem by Michael Shepherd
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Germany is very free-trade oriented.

quote by Gerhard Schroder
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Hamlet: The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we could carry cannon by our sides.

classic line from Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2, script by William Shakespeare (1599)
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The Germans carry their wit in their fingers.

French proverbs
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Strained Relations

Says England to Germany: 'Africa's ours.'
Says Germany: 'Ours, I opine.'
Says Africa: 'Tell me, delectable Pow'rs,
What is it that ought to be mine?'

poem by Ambrose Bierce
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We ought to disarm Germany completely.

quote by George William Norris
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I have long been convinced that my artistic ideal stands or falls with Germany. Only the Germany that we love and desire can help us achieve that ideal.

quote by Richard Wagner
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Cannibal Squid And Ninja Shrimp

Cannibal squid and ninja shrimp, three
pupils in eyes on mobile stalks, mysterious
tides of red algae, fragile seahorse dwarves
found in the Caribbean

Palpable disapproval in angry frowns, I put
everything bright, glittering and beautiful away
lay down to watch TV, Nat Geo Wild, squid and
shrimp and seahorses and Wizards

Deutsche Welle, Weihnacht in Deutschland
Gefangenenaustauch, Heimatorte, Geizel
der Hamas freigekommen sind im Glanz
der Lichter und so weiter

Schlittschuhlaufen, Bundesligatabelle, langsam
voran perfekt zubereitet, Feiertags, Euromaxx
Weihnachten im Vatikan, Weihnachtzeit auf
DW TV - aufgehängt, abgetaucht

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poem by Margaret Alice Second
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