A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

quote by Frederick Douglass
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U.s. Male

(words & music by jerry reed)
Now, i'm a u.s. male 'cause i was born
In a mississippi town on a sunday morn
Now mississippi just happens to occupy a place
In the southeastern portion of this here united states
Now that's a matter of fact, buddy
And you know it well
So i just call myself the u.s. male
That's m-a-l-e, son. that's me!
Now i said all that to say all this
I've been watchin' the way
You've been watchin' my miss
For the last three weeks you been hot on her trail
And you kinda upset this u.s. male
You touch her once with your greasy hands
I'm gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band
She's wearin' a ring that i bought her on sale
And that makes her the property of this u.s. male
You better not mess with the u.s. male my friend
The u.s. male gets mad, he's gonna do you in

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song performed by Elvis Presley
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A poor workman blames his tools.

English proverbs
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The bad workman blames his tools.

American proverbs
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The workman is known by his work.

Dutch proverbs
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Street Dogs

Male dog

Too

Lady dog...

Lovely play...

On

Th street...

Another male

Dog comes

Lovingely

For female dog...

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poem by Otteri Selvakumar
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The workman is worthy of his hire.

Dutch proverbs
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Hot bed

male female

on the bed...

male is nude...

female not nude

nothing

any thing

female is mother

male is child...

poem by Otteri Selvakumar
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Gentleman

Gentleman!
I am the type of guy,
That picks you up in a Bens,
I am the type of man that'll always represent.
I am the type of freak,
That calls you seven days a week.
You don't believe it?
You gotta understand.
You wouldn't call me gentleman,
If you only knew my plan.
You wouldn't take the chance to dance with dinamite,
Are you ready to explore with me tonight?
I'm a gentleman!
I send you flowers,
What's yours is ours.
I wanna tell ya that I care.
You think I'm gentle,
So sentimental.
You dont believe it but you gotta understand.
You wouldn't call me gentleman,

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song performed by Lou Bega
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Come Il Sole All'improvviso

Come il sole all'improvviso
Nel mondo io camminer
tanto che poi i piedi mi faranno male
io camminer un'altra volta
E a tutti domander
finch risposte non ce ne saranno pi
io domander un'altra volta
Amer in modo che il mio cuore
mi far tanto male che
male che come il sole all'improvviso
scoppier, scoppier...
Nel mondo io lavorer
tanto che poi le mani mi faranno male
io lavorer un'altra volta
Amer in modo che il mio cuore
mi far tanto male che
m ale che come il sole all'improvviso
scoppier, scoppier...
E nel mondo tutti io guarder
tanto che poi gli occhi mi faranno male

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song performed by Zucchero
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Ay, workman, make me a dream

Ay, workman, make me a dream,
A dream for my love.
Cunningly weave sunlight,
Breezes, and flowers.
Let it be of the cloth of meadows.
And -- good workman --
And let there be a man walking thereon.

poem by Stephen Crane
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Common sense is in medicine the master workman.

quote by Peter Latham
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God buries His workmen but carries on His work.

quote by Charles Wesley
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A big One

the she male's big one
God's stand is
hard to change

he she male
has such a big one
it looks like nature itself
giving God
the middle finger

the she male's big one
it looks projecting
the stand that God's
creation is all good

the she male's big one
God's stand can only
mean good

the she male's big one

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poem by John Tiong Chunghoo
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The Gentlemen of Dickens

The gentlemen of Dickens
Were mostly very poor,
And innocent of grammar,
And of parentage obscure;
But rich or poor or thriving,
Of high or lowly birth,
The gentlemen of Dickens
Were the grandest on the earth.

The gentlemen of Dickens,
They wore no fancy names—
Like Reginald or Percy
Fitzgerald or FitzJames;
But names for fools to laugh at,
That sound like hob-nailed boots,
Like Newman Noggs and Knubbles,
Toodles and Mr Toots.

They’d little save their kindness,
Their honesty and truth;

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poem by Henry Lawson
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A bad workman always blames his tools.

Polish proverbs
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A bad workman never finds a good tool.

French proverbs
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A bad workman quarrels with his tools.

Romanian proverbs
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Diligent work makes a skilful workman.

Danish proverbs
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Bed Fun

on bed..

make..

male are

female..

female are

male...

poem by Otteri Selvakumar
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