I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

quote by Hugh Hefner
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Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

quote by Alfred Hitchcock
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Old-time country played with a new sensibility by three blondes is the best I can figure it.

quote by Emily Robison
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A Certainty

Blond bicycles writhe in the swimming pools
of dark professors.
'What rubbish! ' you say, but I've seen it myself:
Blond bicycles writhe in the swimming pools
of dark professors.

poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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I don't have any blonde friends.

quote by Gina Gershon
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I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

quote by Olivia Wilde
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Blonde On Blonde

Cats and dogs are coming down
14th street is gonna drown
Everyone else rushing round
Ive got blonde on blonde
On my portable stereo
Its a lullabye
From a giant golden radio
Ive got no time i wanna lose
To people with something to prove
What can you do but let them walk
And make your way down the block
Ive got blonde on blonde
On my portable stereo
Its a lullabye
From a giant golden radio
Its a lullabye
From wonder-womans radio

song performed by Nada Surf
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Dumb Blonde-It Seems True

People call me a dumb blonde
sometimes it seems true
i trip over my own feet
and i cant find the answer to an easy math problem
can the color of your hair change how you act?
if its true ill dye my hair pink
green
red
blue
silver
anything but blonde!
i love how it looks but i dont wanna be stupid!
Dumb Blonde?
I guess so

poem by Izzy Barnwell
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Do Not Envy His Hair

Do not envy his hair
Because he is blond
And you are not

poem by Aldo Kraas
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A black man singing about a blond girl was potential trouble.

quote by Charley Pride
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Being a blond makes you very ruthless, insane and self-centered.

quote by Sean Young
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Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

quote by Goldie Hawn
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Whos The Blonde Stranger

Whos the blonde stranger
By: jimmy buffett, michael utley, will jennings, josh leo
1984
Nothin like this way out in west texas
Galveston bay is a whole other world
My wifes in our room gettin over her sunburn
How would louis lamour get me next to that girl
She tells me her tan is the same all over
She asks me to dance and says keep your boots on
She never met a number one cowboy
We rolled in the sand and drank rum until dawn
Chorus:
Whos the blonde stranger, who entered my life
Makin me over, in the moonlight
This side of texas, is all new to me
Whos the blonde stranger, who lives by the sea
Stayed up all night and for me thats the first time
Sneak in the room just as cool as I can
Pull back the sheets and the bed is all empty
Except for a note left from some guy named dan

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song performed by Jimmy Buffett
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I wear glasses, have a big scar, I sing loud, and I am blond. I'm sorry!

quote by Anastacia
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Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.

quote by Mary Quant
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If only I pass into nothingness

Should turn up in my memory wheat grain crops,
blonde waves inspire me everlasting wavings,
the bird`s song : the field – a big dissoluteness,
the days` south secretly between us does sift it(...)

Should I look into the thought`s depth : a river
which lightens Undeath – spend my years,
and I have your face like the seaside of the wheat ears:
an icon, that it steals my everything – time!

If only I pass into nothingness,
I will remember you for ever
rich soil for love –
my seaside-longing!,
blonde dreamings will sift you –
young(...)
when,
I –
forgetten
seagulls

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poem by Dumitru Găleșanu from Emotions into Multiverse (25 July 2010), translated by Adrian Constantinescu
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When you're not blond and thin, you come up with a personality real quick.

quote by Kathy Najimy
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Trust Yourself

So what?
if you are not tall.
So what?
if you are not blonde.
So what?
if yours is not a nose
with perfect line.
So what?
if you are not white.

My dear, you are
as beautiful as the tall,
as beautiful as the blonde,
as beautiful as those
with perfect nose line,
as beautiful as the white.

Trust yourself
for it is the same God
who made the tall,

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poem by Marites C. Cayetano
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Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

quote by Lisa Kudrow
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

quote by David Boreanaz
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