They who drink beer think beer.

American proverbs
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He that drinks beer, thinks beer.

Danish proverbs
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House Of The Gods

Finally found a place they could never reach
Sipping singha beer on pattaya beach
Singha beer dont ask no questions
Singha beer dont tell no lies
Singha beer dont ask no questions
Singha beer dont tell no lies
Theres a guy next to me wont tell me his name
Buys me mekong whiskey just the same
Singha beer dont ask no questions
Singha beer dont tell no lies
Singha beer dont ask no questions
Singha beer dont tell no lies
Im just a wally
Hanging out on pattaya beach
Im just a wally
Hanging out on pattaya beach
Met a girl said shes really going to blow my mind
She says she dont mean sex and I say alright
Turns out shes a bloke, tries to give me head
I have to run out screaming to the street instead

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song performed by Pogues
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

quote by Samuel L. Jackson
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As brisk as bottled ale.

Scottish proverbs
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

quote by Henry Lawson
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To find ale, go into a bar.

Klingon proverbs
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Light Of The Stable-christmas

(steve rhymer/elizabeth rhymer)
Hail, hail to the newborn king
Let our voices sing him our praises
Hail, hail to the guiding light
That brought us tonight to our savior
Ale, alleluia, alle, alleluia
Ale, alleluia, alle, alleluia
Come now, there it shines so bright
To the knowing light of the stable
Lean close to the child so dear
Cast aside your fear and the thankful
Ale, alleluia, alle, alleluia
Ale, alleluia, alle, alleluia

song performed by Emmylou Harris
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Adam's ale is the best brew.

Traditional proverbs
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Spilt ale is waur than water.

Scottish proverbs
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Better good sale, nor good Ale.

Scotch proverbs
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When the ale is in, wit is out.

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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

classic quote by Benjamin Franklin
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There are no bad beers; some kinds are better than others.

German proverbs
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Sic things maun be if we sell ale.

Scottish proverbs
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Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

quote by A.E. Housman
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Whiskey on beer, never fear. Beer on whiskey, mighty risky.

English proverbs
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Mannerly Margery Milk and Ale

Ay, beshrew you! By my fay,
These wanton clerks be nice alway!
Avaunt, avaunt, my popinjay!
What, will ye do nothing but play?
Tilly, vally, straw, let be I say!
Gup, Christian Clout, gup, Jack of the Vale!
With Mannerly Margery Milk and Ale.

By God, ye be a pretty pode,
And I love you an whole cart-load.
Straw, James Foder, ye play the fode,
I am no hackney for your rod:
Go watch a bull, your back is broad!
Gup, Christian Clout, gup, Jack of the Vale!
With Mannerly Margery Milk and Ale.

Ywis ye deal uncourteously;
What, would ye frumple me? Now fy!
What, and ye shall be my pigesnye?
By Christ, ye shall not, no hardely:

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poem by John Skelton
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When ale goes in, the wit goes out.

Faroese proverbs
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I have a beer belly.

quote by Christy Turlington
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