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Physical For An Old Woman Picked Up Wandering

Between her legs
the doctor found a goatee

gray as city pigeons
flying through factory smoke

a goatee that hadn't been combed
that hadn't been kept

that quit in fangs
an inch above her knees

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Moliere

Toinette: Look you, Sir; a beard is something in itself; a beard is half the doctor.

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Beware of women with beards and men without beards.

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The Goat Convention

The goats held a convention.
“We want liberation! ”
They bleated boldly.

“I want to hear concrete suggestions”,
Advised the chairman gently.
“And tabula rasa”, he added.

The result, however,
Was only a long and silent pause.

Eventually though one goat rose
To say something.
He cleared his throat
And valiantly addressed the assembly:

“Our liberation and the struggle
To achieve equal rights go hand in hand.

So, in view of the fact

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Edward Lear

There was an old man with a beard,
Who said: 'It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard.'

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Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.

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In The Carolina Woods

HERE you should lie, ye Kings of eld,
Barbarossa, Boabdil,
And Czar Lazar and Charlemagne,
Arthur, Gaelic Finn-
Here where the
muffling Spanish mosses
Forests with forests fill!

Not in a cavern where the winds
Trample with battle-call,
But in these woods where branch and branch
From tree and tree let fall
Not moss, but grey and cobweb beards,
Kings' cabalistic beards!

Here should you sleep your cycles out,
Ye Kings with hoary beards!

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Chins without beards deserve no honor.

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God doesn't give more beards than soap.

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It is merry in hall when beards wag all.

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But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

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Better a Jew without a beard than a beard without a Jew.

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To beards with money cavaliers pay respect.

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It is fair in the hall, when beards wag all.

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Kindness can pluck the whiskers of a lion.

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Will The Real David Harris Please Stand Up

Will the real David Harris please stand up?
I say that not in vain,
but because I am not, sure which face I wear.
I could be the man with a full beard
and looks like D H Lawrence,
or maybe the man with a slight goatee
who looks as if he has escaped
from a chain gang somewhere,
I am not really sure.
I could be the man
with the moustache and chin beard
we have often seen on old paperback books,
or I could be the man
with the Clark Gable looks.
Then again I could be the man
who is clean-shaven with a playboy look
whom people call Walter.
Therefore when you meet me
who will be the real me?

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David Lee Roth

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

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I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.

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Long whiskers cannot take the place of brains.

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Federico Garcia Lorca

Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.

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