William Wordsworth hits the West Coast

I wandered lonely as a cloud
o'er California's rocky coast
and fields of melons, oversized,
and Baywatch babes to match;

Earth hath not anything to show more fair
than oiled and suntanned blondes with shampooed hair.

poem by Michael Shepherd
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I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

quote by Kristen Bell
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Fair Cop

Hissed blond constable Bond, on the beat,
to a pair there more fond than discreet:
Miss Chris Bliss miss a kiss,
give the next kiss a 'miss',
for a kiss is amiss on the street.'

Tart replied as her heart missed a beat
while she eyed him with come-on complete,
I need neither dark veil
nor a trip kip parked in jail,
both are of no avail to compete

So although some dumb blonds stroll the street
up and downtown with busty conceit,
when they're bust they find bail,
beyond bond, pause or pale,
skirting law, pawing skirt, purse replete.

Second 'fair cop' may turn on the heat
whatever excuses some bleat,

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poem by Jonathan Robin
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I haven't deliberately set out to play the blonde bombshell in my movies. In fact, it's probably been quite the opposite. After the success of The Mask, I wasn't offered all that many blonde bombshell parts, to be honest. I think people believed from the beginning that I could actually walk and talk at the same time.

quote by Cameron Diaz
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Marilyn Monroe
I loved her so greatly
I wedded, a blond
She spoke with a scouse accent
When her roots turned russet.

tanka by Oskar Hansen
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It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

quote by Pamela Anderson
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Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.

quote by Hugh Hefner
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VA Pour Vapour

If one lover I lose
two replace as hot wire,
though vow, promise I use
to divert, set pace higher,
perjure, promise recuse,
soon in Time’s wind expire.

When a fair face I see
I feel sudden afire,
but for life lock love’s key
ain’t my style spite my lyre.
Constant court paid, for me,
is not goal I require

More flighty than moon, -
free range change I admire, -
blond, brunette, free to spoon.
Constant cravings soon tire:
both brunette, blond too soon
senses sap, jade desire.

poem by Pierre Corneille, translated by Jonathan Robin
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The thing about bad guys is that they have the biggest bosomed blond, they have great clothes and cars, and get great death scenes.

quote by Eric Roberts
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The Bench and the Blonde in Black

His Honor walked into the shop
For of shopping his Honor was fond.
Did she blush? Did her eyes indicate shy surprise
In that slim little, trim little blonde?
Did his bachelor heart miss a beat?
Did she flash him a smile as she turned?
Did his Honor smile back at this vision in black?
Said his Honor, 'The case is adjourned.'

His Honor walked into his court.
Said the advocate, 'Shop-ladies lack
Much appeal, I submit, when these dark frocks they fit -'
Said his Honor, 'I like 'em in black.
Yes, I like 'em in black when they're blonde.
And I am not concerned with the cost.
It's a question of taste; and I've no time to waste.'
Said his Honor, 'Your action is lost.'

His Honor walked into the church.
'I will,' breathed his Honor, and beamed

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poem by Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.

quote by Ann Sothern
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But the thing about bad guys is that they have the biggest bosomed blond, they have great clothes and cars, and get great death scenes.

quote by Eric Roberts
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Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.

quote by Uma Thurman
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You know, just because you're a blonde type doesn't mean you can't suddenly do serious parts.

quote by Cleo Moore
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Crazy Numbers

1 is blond.
2 is blue.
3 drink tea.
4 is our.
5 went drive.
6 get fix.
7 saw a raven.
8 running late.
9 was so slime.
And 10 gonna get bend.

poem by Tom Nguyen
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I really fought to make my character not a stereotype. I play a soap star with dyed blonde hair.

quote by Sadie Frost
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To The Person I Love

Je ne connais pas n'importe qui
mais je vous connais

je vous aime
mais vous ne savez pas

je ne vois pas n'importe qui mais vous
mais vous ne savez pas que j'existe

vous avez les cheveux bruns
et les beaux yeux
j'ai les cheveux blonds
et les yeux cruels

vous êtes mon opposé
mais vous êtes également mon soulmate

vous êtes la personne que j'adore
vous êtes l'amour de la personne I
Mais vous ne découvrirez jamais

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poem by Emily Tyrrell
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I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.

quote by Catherine Deneuve
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I was traveling on our tour bus through Europe and I was thinking I want to have long blonde hair.

quote by Nina Hagen
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Lazy Summer

Lazy summer promenade
Blonde girl - shallow eyes
Naked by a lake we swam beneath the paling moon

poem by David Lacey
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