Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

quote by Billy Sunday
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Lovedrive

Music :rudolf schenker
Lyrics:klaus meine
A girl to drive a car to love
The music rocks me down the motorway
My whores got wings were taking off
And I cant stop this flight of speed today
Its a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
You drive me crazy babe
Its a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
You drive me crazy babe
The city lights of london town
Are far away my hand is on her wing (on her wing)
I stop the car and she gets down
Id like to show why scorpions got a sting
Its a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
Sweet love, you drive me crazy babe
Its a lovedrive on wheels of fire

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song performed by Scorpions
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Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being equally important to those who have it and those who do not.

quote by John Kenneth Galbraith
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Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

quote by Allan Sherman
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We should have a system of licensing and registration, we should treat firearms the same way that automobiles are treated so that people have to pass a safety test.

quote by Michael D. Barnes
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When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

quote by Bob Edwards
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Instead of destroying an area for a paltry amount of oil, we should be increasing fuel standards for automobiles and focusing our efforts on biofuels and other alternatives.

quote by Raul Grijalva
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Traffic Jam

(chorus)
Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supperll be cold
Damn this traffic jam
Well I left my job about 5 oclock
It took fifteen minutes go three blocks
Just in time to stand in line
With a freeway looking like a parking lot
- chorus -
Now I almost had a heart attack
Looking in my rear view mirror
I saw myself the next car back
Looking in the rear view mirror
bout to have a heart attack
I said
- chorus -
Now when I die I dont want no coffin

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song performed by James Taylor
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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

quote by Evan Davis
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The Three Cylinder Car That could

What Is A Car
Is It Friend Or Foe?
Depends How It Runs
How Fast It Can Go.

Up And Down The Mountain
Passing Sports Cars And Sedans
It’s Just A Three Cylinder
But, Burns Rubber On Command.

Love And Hate Relationships
Between Owners And Their Cars
One Day They Run Well
The Next, Can’t Burn Tar.

One Thing I Have
Fancy Car Drivers Yearn For
Is The Title I Hold
For My Three Cylinder Car.

poem by Mimie Durand
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Boat Of Car

Daddyll sing bass*
Daddyll sing bass
Daddyll sing bass
Daddyll sing bass
I took my boat for a car
I took that car for a ride
I was trying to get somewhere
But now Im following the traces of your fingernails
That run along the windshield** on the boat of car
Daddyll sing bass
Traces of your fingernails that run along the windshield
On the boat of car
On the boat of car
On the boat of car
On the boat of car

song performed by They Might Be Giants
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Two Lovely Birds

there were two lovely birds
kissing in the air
hit by the windshield of my car
on that summer day

oh God! how can i be a lousy driver!

poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Cyber terrorism could also become more attractive as the real and virtual worlds become more closely coupled, with automobiles, appliances, and other devices attached to the Internet.

quote by Dorothy Denning
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Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.

quote by Paul Fussell
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Penny Lane

In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say hello.

On the corner is a banker with a motorcar
The little children laugh at him behind his back
And the banker never wears a mack
In the pouring rain

song performed by Beatles from 1
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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

quote by Judith Viorst
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Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.

quote by Christy Mathewson
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Skull Ring

(feat. The Stooges)
Skull rings
Fast cars
Hot chicks
Money
Skull rings
Fast cars
Hot chicks
Fancy things
The touch of a hand in the wasteland
you're walking asleep and dreaming cheap
A bird's wing don't beat for free
You're freezing cold and your family
Skull rings
Fast cars
Hot chicks
Money
Skull rings
Fast cars
Hot chicks

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song performed by Iggy Pop
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The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.

quote by Charles M. Allen
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Governor's Mansion

In Oklahoma where state pride reigns supreme
From the Governor's Mansion to football fields
This new state has much moxie and excitement 
Where much beauty is available for windshields

We all worked together and made our Mansion
That special place to host goverment with pride
Walls filled with history and early day memories
Items that will serve future Okies as their guide

poem by John McCornack
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