Bad news proceeds by wings, good news hardly walks.

Hungarian proverbs
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The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.

quote by Richard J. Codey
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Three events. Three gold medals. I was news, big news, in the sports world.

quote by Esther Williams
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Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.

Welsh proverbs
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There's no new news.

quote by Tommy Lee
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Cool News

Street donkey
Eated
Very eazy at

News paper...
With todays
Hot news...
bee cool

poem by Otteri Selvakumar
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.

quote by Napoleon Bonaparte
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The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.

quote by Kerry Packer
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

quote by Jon Stewart
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Business news is sexy.

quote by Maria Bartiromo
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

quote by Bob Hope
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The News

A billion people died on the news tonight
But not so many cried at the terrible sight
Well mama said
It's just make believe
You can't believe everything you see
So baby close your eyes to the lullabies
On the news tonight

Who's the one to decide that it would be alright
To put the music behind the news tonight
Well mama said
You can't believe everything you hear
The diagetic world is so unclear
So baby close your ears
On the news tonight
On the news tonight

The unobtrusive tones on the news tonight
And mama said

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song performed by Jack Johnson from Brushfire Fairytales
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All The Young Dudes

Now billy rapped all night bout his suicide
Kick it in the head when he was 25
All that speed jive
Dont wanna stay alive when youre 25
Lucys stealing clothes from unlocked cars
Freddys got zits from picking off the stars from his face
Funky little boat race
Oh the television man is crazy
Saying were juvenile delinquent wrecks
Oh man I need tv when I got t. rex
Brother you guessed
Im a dude yeah
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news

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song performed by David Bowie
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If the news isn't there, don't create it. If I look at local news, I don't know what's real.

quote by Willie Herenton
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It's gonna be short if it's news; put it at the top. Style's not an issue, just make it news.

quote by Kurt Loder
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Satanic News

The news is a block of ice, and cold water,
Satan has news of evil nature, he is a garroter.

poem by Naveed Akram
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Wednesday,29th February 2012

The nice news came in the morning,
The sad news came in the afternoon!
And, the lovely news came in the evening to satisfy my muse;
However, all these occurred on the same day,
Wednesday,29th February 2012.

poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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News of a Boy

News of a boy in stress,
Is like the lending of money to a man of worth.
News is the best option,
Always special in contrast to the atomic bomb.
News has always been of dying,
Why do we have living and dying?
News is the speeding trolley in the super-market,
When the television has been occupied.
Why do you bother with these times
When what you perceive is truly yours?

poem by Naveed Akram
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Good Rockin Tonight

Well, I heard the news, theres good rockin tonight.
Well, I heard the news
Evrybody rocking tonight.
I say, well, why dont you meet me behind the barn,
Dont you be worried, Ill do you no harm
I want you to bring along my rockin shoes,
cause tonight Im gonna rock away all my blues.
I heard the news, theres good rockin tonight.
Well, gonna rock, gonna rock,
Gonna rock, yeh gonna rock.
Gonna rock all our blues away.
Well, I heard the news theres good rockin tonight.
Well, I heard the news evrybody rocking tonight.
I say, well, why dont you meet me behind the barn,
Dont you be worried Ill do you no harm
I want you to bring along my rockin shoes,
cause tonight Im gonna rock away all my blues.
I heard the news, theres good rockin tonight.
Well, gonna rock, gonna rock,
Gonna rock, yeh gonna rock.

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song performed by Paul McCartney
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Chinese Blitz

News Flash
News blitz in China...
News blitz on freedom in China continues...

Raids on freedom continue harsh
Liu Xiaobo Nobel Peace Laureate 2010 from China...
Your freedom face is total news blackout behind Great Wall abuses...

Chinese freedom cop out continues
Chinese people your greatest are honoured...
In free world free citizens read of Chinese peace advocates laurels...

poem by Terence George Craddock
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