According to a recent survey, 50% of the people asked said they have had a sexual encounter at their workplace. So the next time you go to your local post office and there's a huge line and you notice there are 4 windows, but only 2 windows are open -- now you'll know what's happening.

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Our thinking behind these agreements is that we want all jobs in General Motors to be good jobs.

quote by Charles E. Wilson
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Strong managers who make tough decisions to cut jobs provide the only true job security in today's world. Weak managers are the problem. Weak managers destroy jobs.

quote by Jack Welch
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Protectionism will do little to create jobs and if foreigners retaliate, we will surely lose jobs.

quote by Alan Greenspan
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God will pardon me, that's his job.

classic quote by Heinrich Heine
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Government does not create jobs, it only creates the conditions that make jobs more or less likely.

quote by Mitch Daniels
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Government does not create jobs. It only helps create the conditions that make jobs more or less likely.

quote by Bob Riley
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I think I have made an impact in the workplace and I do believe that will prevail over any of the other things in the end.

quote by Paula Jones
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With 1.7 million private sector jobs lost and half a million jobs shipped overseas over the past three years, we must take action to spur job creation and restore economic prosperity.

quote by Nick Lampson
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We still have tremendous work ahead of us to ensure that women have equal opportunities in the workplace and in our society.

quote by Blanche Lincoln
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We need to work together, on a bipartisan basis, to create new jobs, increase job training, enact real and substantive middle class tax relief, and reward companies that create jobs at home.

quote by Ruben Hinojosa
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It was a job, and I was just doing my job.

quote by Johnny Ramone
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Fleetwood

We were once a thriving town
envied by ports from miles around
plenty of fish and jobs for all
and then the pride before the fall
the fish are gone, the jobs are few
the town no longer what we knew
yobs with drugs, no jobs or hope
just endless puffing on their dope
older people afraid to pass by
who saw the good times and wonder why
i hope my children fly this town
and find somewhere nice to settle down
a place where maybe dreams come true
with jobs, and hope and a future too.

poem by Michelle Garner
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We need the private sector to create jobs. If the government could create jobs Communism would have worked, but it didn't.

quote by Tim Scott
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Grooms Are Ladders

Maidens sought grooms for life.
Persons sought jobs for life.
Change of grooms and jobs easy,
They now use them as ladders.

poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Anyone can like their job... To love your job is not enough, you must give your passion to your job.

quote by Zahi Hawass
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We can no longer allow multinationals to parade as agents of progress and democracy in the newspapers, even as they subvert it at the workplace.

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Dirty Job

Its a dirty job
But somebodys got to do it
Better get to it
Somebodys gotta do it
Whatever it takes, whatever it takes
Any work at all
Is better than none
Better buckle down to it
Gotta get the job done
Gotta earn my pay... I gotta earn my pay
I cant wait around on the lottery
And there aint no millionaires
Lookin for me
And somebodys gotta do it, do it
Somebodys gotta do it, do it
Somebodys gotta do it, do it
Somebody
I can think of better things
Id rather do
I might get lucky

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song performed by Dolly Parton
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The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.

quote by Jerry Brown
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In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

quote by Ann Coulter
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